"Ladies, you need to understand that as long as you got a vagina, you run the entire motherfucking universe. that’s the way it is. you need to understand that. ladies, i’m telling you, you gotta be the shit to you. stop waitin on a nigga to verify whether you the shit or not. bitch, if you the shit; you the motherfucking shit"
Could you imagine that shit? A party with a shitload of good music, a bunch of hot girls, niggas smokin some dank ass weed, & you know muh fuckas finna be taking hella pictures. As long as y’all niggas leave the bullshit at home, it would be fucking dope.
“and I cant even compete with these ballers trying to get at you
cuz I ain’t even got enough cheese to try to match dude
nor do I got a flat to bring you back to
but, I can roll up a blunt and try to relax you
probably make you laugh when you mad in a bad mood
and ask a few questions ‘bout caressing your statue”—blu (via xiiix)
Have you ever been chilling and eating somewhere and you saw this girl from behind and her ass was nice, hair was long and shiny, legs long and scarless, and her figure was just on point, and then she turned around and her ugly ass left you stuck on stupid and fucked you train of thought up. Damn Shame right? Well that just happened lol
Thats what i call a butterface…everything is fine BUT HER FACE.