October 2011
Oct 31st
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Vanessa says the darnest things...
A lot of people have had my sperm. They’ve must have heard how good it was ;)
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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ListenAmor mio no te vayas Gilberto Santa Rosa
Oct 28th
Did I mention tomorrow is Friday??
Party Friday. Party Saturday. Party Sunday.  ANNNNNNNDDD I dont have work this weekend.  I’m probably going to die this weekend from alcohol poisoning. nice knowing you.
Oct 28th
NEW BOOK!!
Fuck, I sound like a 70 year old. I get all excited when i start reading a new book. I’m not going to lie…i would love to join a book club. DONT JUDGE ME!  “Like water for Chocolate” Going back to me me-hee-cana roots ;)
Oct 28th
Oct 27th
30,700 notes
Why you so sweaty?
I was watching cops. 
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Chronic dissatisfaction
Nothing or no one will ever be good enough.
Oct 25th
Oct 25th
1 tag
Vanessa says/does the darnest things.
Pt. 1 “I feel like shit. I got no sleep last night. This is how delirious i was today….instead of hot water, i put coffee inside my cup of noodles -____-)
Oct 25th
WatchWatch
nataliabrutalia: deadeadeadead 5000candlesinthewind: 404 Deleted Scene | Treat Yourself
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
Dia de los Muertos was A M A Z I N G
pictures coming soon…
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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austro-hungarian-empire: Say baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
23 notes
ListenFuck the Pain Away
Oct 21st
“Whats a diet? I ate like a pregnant women with triplets”
– Vanessa Garza (my other half)
Oct 20th
Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
mxpistols asked: hi :)
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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Day 01.
No Junk.  Yoga for an hour and a half. 3 bigass bottles of water and counting. And no dinner…. IM STARVING!!! This sucks.
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
Confessions of a chubby mexican
Enough is enough. Yoga, dance classes, running (baby steps), jogging, (AT LEAST) walking up and down my hill everyday. No junk. No dinner. No beer <—— Toughest one. Pizza? Burgers? Happy hour? They all go hand in hand. …..I’m already hungry. 
Oct 18th
Oct 16th
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The day Jersey Shore ends, is the day i kill...
(not really, i’ll just be really sad)
Oct 14th
Oct 11th
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Oct 11th
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DIA DE LOS MUETROS
Next saturday at hollywood cemetary. FUCKYEAH. So excited!!!!
Oct 11th
ListenBibio Feminine Eye
Oct 11th
Oct 10th
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Ryan Gosling.
Nuff said.
Oct 10th
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Oct 9th
70 notes
1 tag
Oct 8th
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ListenI can dance to this song ALLLLLL night. The...
Oct 8th
Oct 7th
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I LOVE when i get my way.
god, I feel bad for my boyfriend. ……(no. no, i dont)
Oct 7th
8 tags
Oct 7th
195 notes
Sometimes you just got to pig out...
So what, if i plan to do that everyday… *kanye shrug*
Oct 7th
7 tags
Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
120 notes
Cats are the rudest animals in the world!
MOTHAFUCKER you see me on the laptop!  What makes you think i want you on the keyboard???
Oct 6th
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ListenRed Hot chilli Peppers Dosed
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
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