Vanessa says the darnest things...
A lot of people have had my sperm. They’ve must have heard how good it was ;)
Amor mio no te vayas Gilberto Santa Rosa
Did I mention tomorrow is Friday??
Party Friday. Party Saturday. Party Sunday. ANNNNNNNDDD I dont have work this weekend. I’m probably going to die this weekend from alcohol poisoning. nice knowing you.
Fuck, I sound like a 70 year old. I get all excited when i start reading a new book. I’m not going to lie…i would love to join a book club. DONT JUDGE ME! “Like water for Chocolate” Going back to me me-hee-cana roots ;)
Why you so sweaty?
I was watching cops.
Nothing or no one will ever be good enough.
Vanessa says/does the darnest things.
Pt. 1 “I feel like shit. I got no sleep last night. This is how delirious i was today….instead of hot water, i put coffee inside my cup of noodles -____-)
nataliabrutalia: deadeadeadead 5000candlesinthewind: 404 Deleted Scene | Treat Yourself
Dia de los Muertos was A M A Z I N G
pictures coming soon…
austro-hungarian-empire: Say baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Fuck the Pain Away
Whats a diet? I ate like a pregnant women with triplets– Vanessa Garza (my other half)
mxpistols asked: hi :)
No Junk. Yoga for an hour and a half. 3 bigass bottles of water and counting. And no dinner…. IM STARVING!!! This sucks.
Confessions of a chubby mexican
Enough is enough. Yoga, dance classes, running (baby steps), jogging, (AT LEAST) walking up and down my hill everyday. No junk. No dinner. No beer <—— Toughest one. Pizza? Burgers? Happy hour? They all go hand in hand. …..I’m already hungry.
The day Jersey Shore ends, is the day i kill...
(not really, i’ll just be really sad)
DIA DE LOS MUETROS
Next saturday at hollywood cemetary. FUCKYEAH. So excited!!!!
Bibio Feminine Eye
I can dance to this song ALLLLLL night. The...
I LOVE when i get my way.
god, I feel bad for my boyfriend. ……(no. no, i dont)
Sometimes you just got to pig out...
So what, if i plan to do that everyday… *kanye shrug*
Cats are the rudest animals in the world!
MOTHAFUCKER you see me on the laptop! What makes you think i want you on the keyboard???
Red Hot chilli Peppers Dosed