December 2011
FUCK YOU, HORMONES!
YOU’RE AN EVIL BITCH, HORMONES!
Christmas presents consisted of:
Giftcards, giftcards, giftcards, clock radio, hurr stuff, boots, boots, and FTW.. 2 free beginners graffiti classes!
I didn’t even know there were classes for that, and I don’t even know how my cousin came to think of getting me such an awesome gift. I’m psyched!
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All i want santa clause
is 2 fat bitches, and a bag of weed, and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.
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THE SOUND OF MUSIC IS ON!!!!
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I hate when my tummy rubs up against my laptop and...
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Since the recent brake up... Talks with Vanessa
Me: This boy is trying to be slick. He's trying to see me by asking to take me to lunch and shopping. That nigga knows I can never say no to food and shopping.
Vanessa: Better make that nigga break bread, I taught you well ;)
Vanessa: It's like head and sports for them.
When you have nothing else to give
I still inlove him. I still care about him. There is no bitterness. Just wished things worked out. It wasn’t anyones fault, some people are meant to be together and some people aren’t.
It’s only been a couple of days (man, it feels like it’s been forever already) since it happened, so I haven’t told anyone yet. I HATE how that people ask about him and all i can do is...
I'm going to learn how to make Tamales tomarrow
With all the women in my family. I’m excited!!!
We’re also going to drink and watch “Like Water for Chocolate” like some typical, Mexican women.
If you haven’t seen or read that book, YOU SHOULD!
My favorite story ^__^
I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.
– Albert Einstein
A lot has happened this year.
Lost my grandfather and have been panicking that my family will be forever torn apart and never be the same, but it just so happens that I’m now going to be an aunti!
We lost someone so special to us, but we now have a new edition to the family.
Our first baby!!
I cried when i found out (does that usually happen?) I’m so happy!!
It’s not even MY baby, But i’m acting...
Whats better then rejecting an annoying man...
Making them feel inadequate by letting them know how your boyfriend hits allll the right spots, and how they will never be able to.
Suckerrrrr
madlib tonight at the echoplex!!!
Im so sexited!! Put a whole fierce outfit together! lehhgo.
I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!!
I get to have a baby without having an actual baby!!!!
I’m so excited!!!!
It’s only a month in the oven, but I want it out already!!!
I can’t wait to spoil and teach it all the bad things my cousin lauren won’t!
-Cool Aunti Jazmine
whoisbrass:
Amy Winehouse – Our Day Will Come (Amy Winehouse Tribute)
I can suck 4 dicks and still be classy. so!
GOD DAMNIT, I NEED A SECOND JOB!!
Who in the hell can afford to live in this city with a dead end job!!!!
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So many people live within unhappy circumstances and yet will not take the...
– -Christopher McCandless
AHHHHH!!!
Just bought my Madlib ticket!!!
Saturday needs to hurry the fuck up!
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