my boss told me how he has sex with strippers in mexico for $40. Yep, thats the type of guy I spend most of the day with. smh.
I miss "The Osbournes".
They need to at least play the reruns.
This song ALWAYS makes me feel better. Carlos...
I’m the kind of person who likes to be by himself. To put a finer point on it,...– Haruki Murakami, What I Talk About When I Talk About Running. (via sorest)
I have too many damn, opinionated people in my...
We all try to talk over each other and prove someone wrong. I sometimes just want to punch someone in the throat; “IT’S MY TURN TO TALK!” But that makes us us. It’s hilarious. And I love it.
I'm watching "Friends with Benefits"
How come no one has made me a period cdmix? Thats real love right there. fuckers.
I just had 2 cups of my aunts strong coffee.
I feel like punching someone in the face. Is this normal?
I got an iphone
If you haven’t noticed. Bitch, wasssup ;)
“When in doubt, fuck.” -Michael Fassbender
Got pulled over right after I woke up from a nap...
Cop could have swore I was drunk. ” Have you been drinking, you look out of it.” “No, I just look like shit after I get up. Thanks -____- “ I almost pulled out my nine and busted a cap. Bitches.
New Mayer Hawthorne video! “It never fails, Henny and Gingerale!”
I’m the girl who yells out touchdown at a dodger game. *kanye shrug* I’m just going for the crowds, beer, and the all you can eat seats ;) ohhhh yeahhhh
Where are some good places online to buy cool...
Small people, dwarfs, midgets (what have you)
scare me. They always have.